if you don’t think history is amusing then you’re wrong because one time 3 different guys declared themselves pope all at once and they all excommunicated each other and it was basically the funniest shit ever
what about that time the Lichtenstein army sent 80 men to Italy to fight and came back with 81
what about the time that the prussian emperor kidnapped tall people because he really wanted his armies to be tall
what about that time russia kept being given fake members of their royal family from poland and sweden and all of them were called ‘dmitri’
what about the time the us went to war over a pig
during the french revolution, the entire calendar was revised with brand new months and you also were required to publicly declare who your friends were even if you didn’t have any friends
Alcibiades broke the erect penises off a bunch of statues in Athens and sailed off to Siciliy with an expedition before they could put him on trial.
one time a murderous roman emperor called a few leading officials to his palace in the middle of the night and they were all scared that he was going to have them killed and they were sitting there in terror but then suddenly he jumped out dressed as a woman, did a little dance, and then left without a word as quickly as he’d come